A Tale of Two Hilarys- Masterful Masturbation Combinations

Princess Ashleigh, Miss Jane and I have a little pet in common whom we like to play with. This is a man who has shown true dedication to being a professional strokerboy. So much so, that we call him Masturbation Superstar. No woman is safe from his stroking wiles. He strokes to newscasters, tv stars, political figures- that’s right I said political figures. Surely that doesn’t suprise you: we all know how sexy a woman in power can be.

What I find most interesting is the combinations of women he chooses for a masturbatory session. He once told me that he stroked off to Hilary Duff and another famous Hilary. Can you guess who? Hilary Clinton. Now I would have thought Hilary Swank, since (as Ms Jane pointed out), she already has “wank” in her last name. I’m sure Mrs. Clinton wouldn’t mind a third. After all this wanking does take a village.

He also strokes to The Buffy Sandwich, made up of the two actresses known for playing the role of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kristy Swanson and Sara Michelle Gellar. This game sort of reminds me of poker, where you can have 3 of a kind or a straight- and it opens Masturbation Superstar up to a whole new world of endless wank fodder combinations.

Some of his favorites:

There’s the CNN HLN combo: Christi Paul, Robin Meade and Susan Hendricks.

The Jennifer combo: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Garner, Jennie Garth, Jennifer Connelly

The Jessica combo: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel- I’m sure Jessica Rabbit’s in there somewhere.

The Roberts combo: Julia and Emma

The Asian combo: Kelly Hu and Maggie Q

The “law enforcement” combo: Poppy Montgomery, AJ Cook, Mariska Hargitay

The 1980s Heather combo: Heather Thomas and Heather Locklear

The Star Trek combo: Denise Crosby, Marina Sirtis and Gates McFadden- wait what about Seven of Nine’s Jeri Ryan? Make no mistake-you will be assimilated.

His all-time favorite combo: Princess Ashleigh, Ms Jane and Myself, Mistress Fernanda. The three of us together can make any man’s head explode- any head.

And of course Lesley Ann Warren and Leslie Nielson. Oops…how did he get in there? Surely that was a mistake. What’s that? Don’t call you Shirley? Well that’s another masturbation fantasy altogether now isn’t it? You’re gonna need your slut panties for that one.

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5 Responses to A Tale of Two Hilarys- Masterful Masturbation Combinations

  1. Slut Ray says:

    My favorite combo is Mistress Fernanda’s ass and Mistress Fernanda’s feet. I love you my Goddess.

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  3. john says:

    I’d love to stroke under Mistress Fernanda’s Ass, Face, Eyes omfg! You’re so fucking hot! While you’re enjoying a nice Latte’ and to hear her call me a slut omfg!

  4. DenyMePlease says:

    Mistress Fernanda,

    The CSI combo: Marg Helgenberger, Emily Procter, Jorja Fox

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