Gay or Just a Good Cocksucker?: Take the Quiz


Caller: “Mistress I’m worried that I might be gay. Well, I’ve never done this sort of thing before, but tonight, on the way home, I bought a replica dildo of pornstar, Shane Diesel’s cock. I can’t believe how huge it is. What if my girlfriend finds out? Do you think I might be gay Mistress?”

I get this question all the time. Now I’m not one to judge right off the bat. After all, if you’re in gay denial, it may take some more testing to be sure.

Step 1: Take the huge dildo out of the box. If you’re afraid to take it out of the box, you’re probably not gay… yet. You should call Me and we’ll talk about it.

Step 2: Make sure that the replica of this monster cock is as big as the real thing. You want to make sure that you didn’t get ripped off. I think the best way to test this out, is to tilt your head back and drop the balls into your mouth, like this teabagging slut. Make sure that the head of the cock lays over your face and is slightly longer than your forehead.

Are you stroking while doing this? You’re probably gay. Go directly to Victoria’s Secret and get yourself a pair of sissy panties.


Are you merely hard, but not stroking? You may just be a cocksucker. More testing is needed.

Step 3: Once you’ve teabagged his balls, it’s time to worship that cock a bit. Try running your tongue up and down the shaft. Make sure you touch all the veins and swirl your tongue around the head.

Does it seem like it’s getting bigger in your mouth? Do you want to rub it against your own cock? If you answered yes to both, then you’re probably gay. Time to buy some anal lube.

Are you merely comparing your small cock to his huge one? You may just have an small penis humiliation fetish. More testing is needed.

Step 4: Start lubing up that huge cock. You need to be absolutely sure. Lay down on the bed and start pushing that huge head into your ass. Take a deep breath and go slow if you need to. Get it in as deeply as you can. Make note of how deep you get it in before you have an earth-shattering orgasm all over yourself.

Refer to the scale below for your gay test results:

0-3 Inches: You’re not gay, but you are very gullible. Be careful hanging out in gay bars.

4-6 Inches: You still like chicks, but you can’t help but obey a beautiful dominant woman. We should talk about you worshipping My strapon.

7-9 Inches: You’re gay. Anything past 6 inches and you’re undoubtedly a fag. In fact, you probably sat on it and bounced up and down instead of laying on your back.

9-12 Inches: You’re so gay you’re probably already wearing the panties and you didn’t need this quiz. Stop blushing, We know it’s not your first time, sissyslut.

If you make it as far as Step 3, and your girlfriend walks in, the best thing to say would be “Honey, just look at this great new toy I bought for you. I was just lubing it up so we could play together. AND I’m going to take you shopping later for WHATEVER you want.”

If you’re already at Step 4, refer her to this quiz. Tell her that Mistress made you do it. She’ll understand.


Are you still not sure whether your gay or just a good cocksucker?

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ext: 03381845

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7 Responses to Gay or Just a Good Cocksucker?: Take the Quiz

  1. Sissy says:

    Mmm. I gotta try this, the strap on worshipping is my guess

  2. Fernanda's Girlli says:

    Tried this with a little twist but in the end, I was straight. step 4 was realistic mmmm. Mistress Fernanda is by far the most fun phone mistress ever and is wickedd!

  3. Sissy2 says:

    How can we make me worship your strap on Mistress?

  4. Reaghan says:

    Always remember the motto all of my sissies and strapon whores live by: “Go big or go home”

  5. sissyboy says:

    I have taken 8 inches down my throat and 12 inches in my ass.

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